Yesterday Trixie & I went to see 'The Men Who Stare at Goats'.
We both really liked it, although I would have liked it far more if it was in 3D which is my new favourite thing. I want everything, including My Own Life to be in 3D. It would add sooo much more to everything. I'm even thinking of going to see 'Nanny McPhee' because its in 3D. And perhaps even 'Clash of the Titans', which I'm told is a stinker.
Like every other cliche-ridden woman in the world, I am obsessed with George Clooney. I would love for him to stare at me, not in horror, but in fascination.
The closest I have ever got to a Hollywood Star looking at me was a few years ago at Sydney's Museum of Contemporary Art's restaurant.
I was lunching with a v. deluded female friend when I looked over & realised that the 'In Treatment' actor, Gabriel Byrne & an unidentified female were seated at the next table. When my food arrived, Gabriel leaned over & asked me what it was.
'Chicken Kiev', I replied.
'I'll have that too', he smilingly said to the waiter who was attentively hovering.
My V. Deluded Female Friend then moaned in a loud whisper, 'Why can't I find someone like that?'
'Because you're not Ellen Barkin', I hissed back.