Thursday, March 11, 2010

Luckily, I Don't Resemble Big Bird

1. Tonite I'm talking in Numbered Points.
2. It is bedtime & I'm desperate to post.
3. I haven't used effective Time Management Strategies tonite.
4. Perhaps this is because I am STILL on The Red Carpet.
5. Have just watched Joan RiversEtc deliver their verdict on 'The Fashion Police'.
6. Joan hated Faith Hill's dress. She said that 'she's got lots of Faith, but really needs a Miracle'.
7. That sums me up right now.


8. Joan would loathe my persistent wearing of sockettes.
9. I'm wearing them anyway.
10. I'm wearing Toy Chanel above, not direct from The Runway like Sarah J. P. & Diane Kruger's Red Carpet Chanel Gowns, though.
11. Like me, Diane was in black & white & her gown appeared to be partly made of feathers.
11(a). She reminded me of Coco Big Bird.
12. Joan said that she thought that Diane was waiting to be plucked.
13. Luckily I don't resemble Big Bird.

14. Weather suddenly decided to become Toy Autumn or perhaps Faux Fall.
15. Wore a short trench-style rainjacket that I had to drag out of Winter Hibernation.

16. Joan said that Selma Hayek's Alexander McQueen gown that she wore to the Oscar After Party was from The Frida Kahlo K-Mart Collection.
17. I laughed.

4 comments:

Rebecca said...

The bracelets give you a strong Iris Apfel look. I like them! And the belted rain jacket with the blue skirt is a cheerful and great combination.

I missed Joan's assessment of Oscar wardrobing. She always makes me laugh with her graphic and frank commentary!

Della Street Dreaming said...

OMG Iris Apfel, Rebecca! Thank YOU! Yes, Joan is v. funny even though she herself is a little hard to look at.
Have a wonderful day! I'm going to try to myself!

janavi said...

Thought Joan wasn't doing the carpet this season- sorry I missed it.
I also somehow missed the Iris Apfel show at the Met a few years ago- was in some kind of funk I think. But I did get the book,

janavi said...

Thought Joan wasn't doing the carpet this season- sorry I missed it.
I also somehow missed the Iris Apfel show at the Met a few years ago- was in some kind of funk I think. But I did get the book,