Monday, June 30, 2008
Not a Footballers Wife or Partner
I'm off to LA tomorrow morning. Today was partly spent solving Complex Wardrobe Dilemmas, spending at least part of the day trying to pack. I found it hard to pack for a Heatwave when I was dressed in winter woolies. Mind you, I didn't really need to rug up much because of our Globally Warmed Winter.
I made a final trip to my favourite thrift shop, 'Beatniks & Bohemians' ( I was just about to call it 'Bedknobs & Broomsticks) for a couple of weeks & purchased a few items to take with me, including the palm tree tee shirt, pictured above. I also bought an animal print top with pink sparkles that has a 'Footballers Wives' feel to it. For those unfamiliar with this term, 'FWPS' (Footballer Wives & Partners) are a special brand of flashy female who go for footballers. They love Big Statement outfits, hair extensions & always wear g string undies.
Oh, I've just been corrected by Mr. Middleaged who tells me that Footballers Wives are not called FWPs (where did I get that from?) but WAGs which means Wives & Girlfriends.
Glad we cleared that one up then. What a relief.